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claire • trying my best • 🐝

gayhallmonitor:

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

julykings:

it’s time for us to leave //  bed no.4 from my “unmade beds” series

artruby:

Yayoi Kusama, Fireflies on the Water, (2002)

tygale:

tygale:

this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U

like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it she talked about me and my sister as toddlers, and referred to me as the uglier of his children

skyberia:

happy new year

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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toshio:

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me @ any and every cat in existence:

jumpingjacktrash:

stammsternenstaub:

xealsea:

NSA director Mike Rogers, this is the guy that watches everything you share on the internet.

He certainly looks like he’s seen everything I’ve seen on the internet.

he looks like he hasn’t slept since 1994

kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

S